Sunday, June 9, 2013

Snippet Sunday - Not a Dragon's Standard Virgin - Talk Dirty to Me


Welcome to the Snippet Sunday on the Weird, the Wild, and the Wicked. Thank you so much for visiting. If you choose to comment today, I really appreciate it. Currently, the snippets are from my latest release, and while they aren't consecutive, they are in order within the story. You can read last week's snippet HERE.

Today, I'm offering the last snippet from my latest release available now on Amazon entitled Not a Dragon's Standard Virgin. Next week I'll have something new to tempt you with, so enjoy this last little bit. ;) In this snippet, which is a little longer because it's the last, Jonarrion has agreed to Isabelle's request and she's learning him for the first time. This is from Jon's POV and he's the first to speak.

“Come, sit between my legs and let me help you relax.”
“Between your… Isn’t that where your—” She gestured at his tenting kilt and blushed.
“My what, Isabelle?”
“You know.” The red spilled down her throat and flushed her bosom. He wondered if it carried on straight to her pussy. “Your manly bits.”
He wanted to laugh at her choice of words, but he didn’t wish to anger her. “There are many names associated with my ‘manly bits,’ but it’s most commonly called a ‘cock,’ and yes, that’s where I carry it.”
“Cock.” She repeated the word in her husky voice, and his said anatomy flexed with her attention. “Does it have a mind of its own, then?”
“What?” Where had she learned such things as a virgin?
“Well, it just moved.” She gestured at his groin, and he resisted the urge to cover it with his hand.
He let out a startled laugh. “Actually, my dear, it often responds when called by name, and you said it so well.”

Anyone else hear Poison singing "Talk dirty to me"? ;) There are several great authors on the Weekend Writing Warrior list and in the Snippet Sunday Facebook group. A few of my favorites are Anastasia Vitsky, SJ Maylee, Goran Zidar, Gem Sivad, and A.S. Fenichel.

If you're interested in Not a Dragon's Standard Virgin, here is the cover and blurb:

Sacrificial virgins are so sixteenth century, but unless Isabelle finds a man to take her innocence, she’ll likely be next.

For Isabelle Andersen, being a virgin in a dragon-plagued Scottish village is dangerous. Potentially the next dragon sacrifice, Isabelle’s only solution is to lose her innocence, and fast. All she needs is one handsome stranger she can coax into bed, but Lochmore Cott doesn’t get much in the way of visitors.

Jonarrion Swiftwind has sworn off virgins. The last time he took one to his bed, his family paid the price for his lust at the hands of her demon-possessed father. He’s made it his mission to destroy all demons. Nothing distracts him from killing this demon until lovely Isabelle offers him tea. And her virginity.

Just one night of passion makes Jon realize he doesn’t want to let the independent beauty go. But will Isabelle accept him when she discovers the only real dragon in her village… is him?


  1. Ha! Oh, I love his sense of humor. Makes him very attractive. I've just added this one to my wishlist. I've got a few to read before this one, but I'm going to look forward to reading this one eventually. :)

  2. Their interaction and discussion of his "manly bits" made me laugh. Love the premise of your book.

  3. This is sexy and funny and just this side of deliciously awkward. Good job! :)

  4. She is so cute.
    He is totally going to fall for it.

  5. I love his sense of humor, and I love her innocence. Great snippet.

  6. OMG! I'm blushing now. Really well-written. I think I need to find some a/c...

  7. Quite a conversation they're having LOL. Great excerpt!

  8. That was fun. I have too many favorites here to mention. You made me giggle too, thank you. Simply fabulous.

  9. Great bit. You must have fun writing that.

  10. Love this! I was going to say "that's where I carry it" was my favorite bit, but coming when called is pretty cool too. *g*

    Can't wait to see what you have in store for next week!

  11. Good last line there. He is quite the witty guy, and a bit gullible because hey, I'm sure she's playing it up a bit so she doesn't get sacrificed to the dragon without realizing she pretty much is being sacrificed to a dragon. Such a clever premise this story.
    History Sleuth's Milk Carton Murders

  12. LOL What an adorable snippet! I'm putting this on my TBB list :-)

  13. When I worked at an academic health center, there was a physician whose name was Lon Huang. In the evenings, the overhead pager often said, "Paging Dr. Long Wang, Dr. Long Wang." I wondered how many manly bit responded...cute snippet.

  14. Great banter between them! Nice snippet.

    ~Joyce Scarbrough

  15. HA! This was great! Don't they all respond when called:)


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