Erotic Badlib Blog Hop and Giveaway

Welcome to the Erotic Badlib Blog Hop and Giveaway! Do you remember doing Madlibs as a kid? You were given just the adverbs, nouns, verbs and so on to fill in? Your friends would tell you the kind of word she needed to put in the story and away you went. LOL.

Well, guess what? Lea Barrymire is hosting this blog hop, and like my old friends, she gave me a story to fill out all the words to make it coherent - or not. :D

But don't worry. I won't make you slog through an oddly worded tale for nothing. I happen to be in New Orleans at the moment, enjoying the Cajun food and the Authors After Dark reader event. I'm hanging out with Kallypso Masters and she's awesome.

So for your efforts, I will give conference swag and signed cover art of both my books to one lucky commenter. Just tell me if you've ever done Madlibs when you were a kid and leave me a valid email address or Twitter handle so I can contact you if you win. This is open internationally, void where prohibited, and you must be over 18 to win. The contest runs from 12:01 am August 10th to 11:59 pm US PDT August 14th 2012.

Now, onto the story! :D Good luck and happy, or hilarious, reading. :)

Badlibs Story 1

            Damian ____sauntered_____ across the ____kitchen_____. His ___massive______  ___offering________ made Libby weak. His __arms____ bulged. His impressively ___rugged_____ ____physique________ made her ____heart______ swell. He was so ___magnificent______   that he made her feel ___inadequate______   in comparison. His ___hazel__ eyes ____brimmed_____  with ____amusement______.

            “Get over here, Libby. I want to ___taste_____ your ___delight_____, and can’t stop myself from ____feasting_____ on your __moans______.” He __grinned_____  ____seductively______, making her __pussy_______  ____clench______  ­­____painfully____.

            “Oh, Damian. Be __patient___ with me. I haven’t had __jelly____  ___roll_____ in so long.” Libby ____shivered______ .  Her eyes slid closed and her head fell back.

            His __tongue____ touched her ___nose___ and drew a __gasp_____ from her lips. A calloused hand stroked her __hip__ making her ___dry ___  _____mouth_____  ______water____. With ____two___ fingers, he entered her ___lips__. She couldn’t stop the ____moan__ from escaping her ____chest___.

            “Lay back, Libby. Let me ______tease____ your ____senses___. I want you hotter than ____chipotle ___ before I ______slide____ my ___tray___ in your ____oven___.” He grinned ____rakishly____.

            She moaned, nodding. She ______swiveled____  her hips __backward___ and ______growled____  deep in her throat. “Anything you want, Damian. I want to feel your ___succulent___  ______cock_____   so badly I can barely stand it.”

            A shiver skated down her___body_____   at the feel of his ______arousal_____    invading her. Sensations like a _____tsunami_____    moved through her. She could feel the building ______lust_____    start with a ___clenching_____    in her ______stomach_____. She looked up into his face. His ___burning__  eyes ___flashed______ with ___desire__. His ___hard____ ___cock___ pressed deeply into her ___throat___. She could feel his ___rigid______  ___need___. His increased speed caused her ___back___  to ___bounce______  against the bed. A sound, like a ___howler monkey___   vibrated in her chest. She knew she was going to come. All she needed was his ___batter___   ___filling___   her ____mouth____.

            With a final ___suckling___    she ___shot___    off into bliss. Her ___lips___    tensed, her ___throat___    tightened and her eyes closed on the feeling of his hot ___cream___    sinking ____sweetly____ into her.

I'm not the only author giving you an unusual story today. Just click on the link and you'll be sent to the location of the Linky List where you can find them all! :D Thanks for stopping by and good luck. :)