Welcome to the Erotic Badlib Blog Hop and Giveaway! Do you remember doing Madlibs as a kid? You were given just the adverbs, nouns, verbs and so on to fill in? Your friends would tell you the kind of word she needed to put in the story and away you went. LOL.
Well, guess what? Lea Barrymire is hosting this blog hop, and like my old friends, she gave me a story to fill out all the words to make it coherent - or not. :D
But don't worry. I won't make you slog through an oddly worded tale for nothing. I happen to be in New Orleans at the moment, enjoying the Cajun food and the Authors After Dark reader event. I'm hanging out with Kallypso Masters and she's awesome.
So for your efforts, I will give conference swag and signed cover art of both my books to one lucky commenter. Just tell me if you've ever done Madlibs when you were a kid and leave me a valid email address or Twitter handle so I can contact you if you win. This is open internationally, void where prohibited, and you must be over 18 to win. The contest runs from 12:01 am August 10th to 11:59 pm US PDT August 14th 2012.
Now, onto the story! :D Good luck and happy, or hilarious, reading. :)
Badlibs Story 1
Damian ____sauntered_____ across the ____kitchen_____. His ___massive______ ___offering________ made Libby weak. His __arms____ bulged. His impressively ___rugged_____ ____physique________ made her ____heart______ swell. He was so ___magnificent______ that he made her feel ___inadequate______ in comparison. His ___hazel__ eyes ____brimmed_____ with ____amusement______.
“Get over here, Libby. I want to ___taste_____ your ___delight_____, and can’t stop myself from ____feasting_____ on your __moans______.” He __grinned_____ ____seductively______, making her __pussy_______ ____clench______ ____painfully____.
“Oh, Damian. Be __patient___ with me. I haven’t had __jelly____ ___roll_____ in so long.” Libby ____shivered______ . Her eyes slid closed and her head fell back.
His __tongue____ touched her ___nose___ and drew a __gasp_____ from her lips. A calloused hand stroked her __hip__ making her ___dry ___ _____mouth_____ ______water____. With ____two___ fingers, he entered her ___lips__. She couldn’t stop the ____moan__ from escaping her ____chest___.
“Lay back, Libby. Let me ______tease____ your ____senses___. I want you hotter than ____chipotle ___ before I ______slide____ my ___tray___ in your ____oven___.” He grinned ____rakishly____.
She moaned, nodding. She ______swiveled____ her hips __backward___ and ______growled____ deep in her throat. “Anything you want, Damian. I want to feel your ___succulent___ ______cock_____ so badly I can barely stand it.”
A shiver skated down her___body_____ at the feel of his ______arousal_____ invading her. Sensations like a _____tsunami_____ moved through her. She could feel the building ______lust_____ start with a ___clenching_____ in her ______stomach_____. She looked up into his face. His ___burning__ eyes ___flashed______ with ___desire__. His ___hard____ ___cock___ pressed deeply into her ___throat___. She could feel his ___rigid______ ___need___. His increased speed caused her ___back___ to ___bounce______ against the bed. A sound, like a ___howler monkey___ vibrated in her chest. She knew she was going to come. All she needed was his ___batter___ ___filling___ her ____mouth____.
With a final ___suckling___ she ___shot___ off into bliss. Her ___lips___ tensed, her ___throat___ tightened and her eyes closed on the feeling of his hot ___cream___ sinking ____sweetly____ into her.
I'm not the only author giving you an unusual story today. Just click on the link and you'll be sent to the location of the Linky List where you can find them all! :D Thanks for stopping by and good luck. :)