Welcome to the Snippet Sunday on the Weird, the Wild, and the Wicked. Thank you so much for visiting. If you choose to comment today, I really appreciate it. Currently, the snippets are from my latest release, and while they aren't consecutive, they are in order within the story. You can read last week's snippet HERE.
Today, I'm offering the last snippet from my latest release available now on Amazon entitled Not a Dragon's Standard Virgin. Next week I'll have something new to tempt you with, so enjoy this last little bit. ;) In this snippet, which is a little longer because it's the last, Jonarrion has agreed to Isabelle's request and she's learning him for the first time. This is from Jon's POV and he's the first to speak.
“Come, sit between my legs and
let me help you relax.”
“Between your… Isn’t that where
your—” She gestured at his tenting kilt and blushed.
“My what, Isabelle?”
“You know.” The red spilled down her throat and flushed her bosom. He
wondered if it carried on straight to her pussy. “Your manly bits.”
He wanted to laugh at her choice
of words, but he didn’t wish to anger her. “There are many names associated
with my ‘manly bits,’ but it’s most commonly called a ‘cock,’ and yes, that’s
where I carry it.”
“Cock.” She repeated the word in
her husky voice, and his said anatomy flexed with her attention. “Does it have
a mind of its own, then?”
“What?” Where had she learned such
things as a virgin?
“Well, it just moved.” She
gestured at his groin, and he resisted the urge to cover it with his hand.
He let out a startled laugh. “Actually,
my dear, it often responds when called by name, and you said it so well.”
Anyone else hear Poison singing "Talk dirty to me"? ;) There are several great authors on the Weekend Writing Warrior list and in the Snippet Sunday Facebook group. A few of my favorites are Anastasia Vitsky, SJ Maylee, Goran Zidar, Gem Sivad, and A.S. Fenichel.
If you're interested in Not a Dragon's Standard Virgin, here is the cover and blurb:
If you're interested in Not a Dragon's Standard Virgin, here is the cover and blurb:
Sacrificial
virgins are so sixteenth century, but unless Isabelle finds a man to take her
innocence, she’ll likely be next.
For Isabelle Andersen, being a virgin
in a dragon-plagued Scottish village is dangerous. Potentially the next dragon
sacrifice, Isabelle’s only solution is to lose her innocence, and fast. All she
needs is one handsome stranger she can coax into bed, but Lochmore Cott doesn’t
get much in the way of visitors.
Jonarrion Swiftwind has sworn off
virgins. The last time he took one to his bed, his family paid the price for
his lust at the hands of her demon-possessed father. He’s made it his mission
to destroy all demons. Nothing distracts him from killing this demon until
lovely Isabelle offers him tea. And her virginity.
Just one night of passion makes Jon realize he doesn’t want to let the independent beauty go. But will Isabelle accept him when she discovers the only real dragon in her village… is him?
Ha! Oh, I love his sense of humor. Makes him very attractive. I've just added this one to my wishlist. I've got a few to read before this one, but I'm going to look forward to reading this one eventually. :)
ReplyDeleteTheir interaction and discussion of his "manly bits" made me laugh. Love the premise of your book.
ReplyDeleteThis is sexy and funny and just this side of deliciously awkward. Good job! :)
ReplyDeleteShe is so cute.
ReplyDeleteHe is totally going to fall for it.
I love his sense of humor, and I love her innocence. Great snippet.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I'm blushing now. Really well-written. I think I need to find some a/c...
ReplyDeleteQuite a conversation they're having LOL. Great excerpt!
ReplyDeleteThat was fun. I have too many favorites here to mention. You made me giggle too, thank you. Simply fabulous.
ReplyDeleteGreat bit. You must have fun writing that.
ReplyDeleteLove this! I was going to say "that's where I carry it" was my favorite bit, but coming when called is pretty cool too. *g*
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see what you have in store for next week!
~Charley
Good last line there. He is quite the witty guy, and a bit gullible because hey, I'm sure she's playing it up a bit so she doesn't get sacrificed to the dragon without realizing she pretty much is being sacrificed to a dragon. Such a clever premise this story.
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LOL What an adorable snippet! I'm putting this on my TBB list :-)
ReplyDeleteWhen I worked at an academic health center, there was a physician whose name was Lon Huang. In the evenings, the overhead pager often said, "Paging Dr. Long Wang, Dr. Long Wang." I wondered how many manly bit responded...cute snippet.
ReplyDeleteGreat banter between them! Nice snippet.
ReplyDelete~Joyce Scarbrough
HA! This was great! Don't they all respond when called:)
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